Loonville

1) Learn Mandarin
2) Go to China and marry a pretty chinese girl.
3) Author three path breaking papers in theoretical physics
4) Displace Homer from his pedestal.
5) Build a time machine, go back to 5th of May 1973, Tampa, Florida and play ‘Over the Hills and Far Away’ with Page, Bonham and Plant. (yeah that is the order, you suckers)
6) Join a socialist army and fight the USofA.
7) Die trying to save the planet from Joker.

And last year, I invented a cure for chronic stupidity, assassinated George Bush ( does that come under ‘cure for chronic stupidity’ ? ), found the Higgs boson, vaccine for AIDS, robbed a museum and went on a reverse bungee.

Before I am too wasted tonight, HAPPY NEW YEAR PEOPLE

My memory fails me.  However, I am certain that I did something really dreadful. Eight and a half years old. That was the first and only time my mother lost her temper and hit me. And that was quite some WHACK!! I would probably cringe if I could remember it now. Or did my brain selectively filter this out of my active consciousness. What could be such a despicable act a nine year old could possibly do that would haunt him for the rest of his life. Well, I can think of quite a few but I just got the silent treatment when I forged my dad’s signature on my grade-sheet. So THIS must have been totally rotten, evil and vile.

And now I wonder what I did ..

P.S. This weird(?) post arises from the fact that Ariana in her absolutely cute  ‘italianisch’ said “Oh, you are too nice a guy to do something like that” and then I couldn’t come up with the last time I was totally mean/bad/rude to someone

All days are nights to see till I see thee,
And nights bright days when dreams do show thee to me.